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Version 1 Version 2 Version 3 Version 4 Version 5 Version 6Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus x-9-11-11-x-x x-7-9-9-x-x x-5-7-7-x-x x-0-2-2-2-x x-x-0-2-2-x x-0-2-2-3-x Dsus2 B6sus x-x-0-2-3-0 x-x-x-4-5-4 [Intro] Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm [Verse 1] Dmaj7sus2 A My keyboard's like my heart Dmaj7sus2 It shines in RGB and it's full of blood A I don't know what is wrong with me Dmaj7sus2 But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny) A I have trouble speaking to women Dmaj7sus2 Unless they're 2D or high definition A Spend all my time on social media Asus This is the state that I'm in Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 A [Verse 2] Dmaj7sus2 A My Twitter feed's like my brain Dmaj7sus2 'Cause I have it on dark mode A Memorise everything she says Dmaj7sus2 So I can use it to guess her passcode A She's beauty, she's grace Dmaj7sus2 She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face A To try and get more sponsors Asus Dmaj7sus2 To try and get more sponsors [Chorus] Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 Dmaj7sus2 But why don't you care? Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 I have spent the past ten years of my life Dmaj7sus2 Making you prepared Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 You're political enough but not contrary Dsus2 Sexual enough but not enough to scare me Dmaj7sus2 A D Give me a reason not to be on my knees B6sus The internet has ruined me Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus Hmm-mmm [Verse 3] Dmaj7sus2 A Look, I know I must sound insane Dmaj7sus2 But that's part of the package A If she can't handle me at my worst Dmaj7sus2 She don't deserve my mental baggage A I know you want six foot four Dmaj7sus2 But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough A To reach the high shelf, be your incel Asus Dmaj7sus2 A I think I might be a threat to myself Dmaj7sus2 A Asus A threat to myself [Chorus] Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 D But why does she run? Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 D When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 It feels like my ideas of affection A Are based around artificial perfection Dsus2 Dmaj7sus2 D I just want to appease B6sus The internet has ruined me Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Gb5 E5 D5 A Dmaj7sus2 A Dmaj7sus2 Asus [Outro] Dmaj7sus2 A We used to sleep on call together Dmaj7sus2 We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together Dmaj7sus2 We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together Dmaj7sus2 We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep